Although i am a virgo-libra cuspian,but somehow i feel more like a virgoan with really really really diminished libran qualities ingrained.And my this conception was more confirmed and got promoted to the position of a FACT after i read Linda Goodman's book on sun signs(the chapter on virgoan female).
maybe she wrote the chapter keeping me in mind..coz it defines me completely and yeah quite elaborately.{OMG...was she keeping an eye on me,how did she manage that??...are just some of the questions tht i hurl at myself everytime i read her book.}or maybe i relate myself more to virgoans becoz the chapter is full of praises about "Us"-by us i refer to all my zodiacal siblings...offense or no offense...it says we are the best of all....i love you Linda Goodman for saying tht !!!i dont care even if u call me boastful or a spoilt brat...but i do am fond of praises.Praises,esp when they are about me.But jokes apart...my room mates feel the same about me and my surprisingly similarity with Linda's virgoan female.
The book was nothing but yet another confirmation to the revelations i had been encountering about myself since quite a long time...but yeah now i can attribute a lot of my good and more importantly my bad traits(bad according to others coz i guess i am fond of myself) to my sun sign often saying...yeah "we are made like that" dragging all my dear members of the virgoan clan with me and imposing my bad traits on them too even if by mistake or due to their genetic formations they lack them...
and for the other community people...("the lesser privileged ones"..these would have been the words of the govt. if zodiac signs were a criteria for discrimination) read the book and maybe then u'll find something to be boastful about.
so any virgoan who feels that i am being unjust to them...blame it on Linda...but i would rather say...thanx a ton Linda!!!
but i guess...our dahlin old & veteran politicians (mind it...call them old & veteran with respect...coz even if they havent done much good to their fellow citizens...yet we cant deny the fact that have greyed their hair tryin to clean the s*** dat maybe (or i guess so) we all created(just cant blame evrything on them..so faor a change lets blame ourselves...so next time u see one...just bow ur head whether in reverance or in no-reverance for they are cleaning ,ahem...trying to clean the society that they...i mean we have made dirty..)haven't read her book or maybe have not given much thought tht luckily Linda has provided them with yet another means to collect votes...by providing a new means of discrimination.
In a country like INDIA which(to the world) stands as a synonym of mingling cultures and which exemplifies tolerance for other religions,communities,cultures and the consequences of no tolerance attitude....thank god sun signs are not the basis for distinguishing and dividing us- by "Us" i mean WE the proud Indians.picture this: if the politicians started creating reservations for the sun sign they liked the most that is obviously their own.Chapters would be included in school curriculum on stories about discrimination on the basis of sun sign along with the already existing long list (which has already divided our so called secular nation) including caste, creed, sex etc.riots would happen with people of one sun sign trying to kill people of the others....new borns taking birth under a sun sign would be killed by their parents who wanted a child of a particular sun sign.Laws would be added in the constitution to prohibit discrimination on this basis.
Thank God our some of our rowdy,craving for votes & powerful but really loser politicians are not reading this.
Jerkoff bloody boastful..Did Linda Goodman mention overtly spietful with a ginormous superiority complex and rest of the the sun signs are just mere insects in front of them.I think Linda Goodman is quite partial to this sun sign.
ReplyDeleteBut tohterwise I like the quirky sense of humour and this is one article our nation's bigoted politicians dont need to see
absolutely right Ms. Virgoan because Linda Goodman has been very accurate abt judging your characteristics though i hv no idea abt the rest of species of your clan
ReplyDeletend these politicians who just need ways to satisfy their own personal interests should be thrown in the gutter!!!